Three Insurance salesmen were sitting in a caf'e boasting of each of their companies' service. The first one said: "When one of our clients suddenly passed away on Monday, we got the news that evening and were already able to process the claim for his wife and had the check mailed out on Wednesday evening. The second one said: "When one of our clients died without warning on Monday, we heard about it within 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening. The last salesman said, "That's nothing. Our office is situated on the 28th floor of a tall building. One of our clients who was washing a window on the 85th floor slipped and fell. We handed him his check just as he was passing by our floor.